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Friday, March 28, 2014

Space Coast State Fair, er...DISAPPOINTMENT

My first North American Midway Entertainment/NAME fair in years.... and it was pretty awful.
So in early 2013 I found out about a fair called the Space Coast State Fair taking place in the fall and that it was gonna be their 25th anniversary, Jeff had never heard of it and looking at their website it seemed like it should be pretty major. After some research and finding out NAME was the midway provider we were both pretty excited for this fair.... Well, uh, that quickly ended once showing up at the fair grounds........
Ok, to be fair... what we got wasn't that bad of a midway... but far from what we were promised.
Add on top of that more than half the rides being closed when we got there... Some were still being setup in fact! (oh, and almost every major ride had a sign saying no singles... how odd) Oh... and we can add the massive letdown of Vortex being a no-show due to the indecent that happened in North Carolina, that could have been the fairs saving grace.

So here we go, Space Coast State Fair ((never again :P))
Hey look, tickets booths not open on time.. or even at all!
Once in the fair... the first SIX rides we walked up to, were closed / broken / not fully setup yet
the Afterburn, Ferris Wheel, Himalaya. Spider, Power Surge, and Speed. In fact, the Himalaya never managed to open (I don't think the Tilt did either)
off to a fantastic start.....
The (nice looking) KMG Speed was the first to open and even with just the two of us riding... and no line, the cycle was embarrassingly short and worse yet, we were forced to walk around the massive empty queue for a reride... they wouldn't let use just stay on... or give a cycle worth riding (maybe 3 times around and no direction change)
After our two pointless rides on Speed we took a ride on the now open Spider.
<3 Spider
Power Surge eventually opened as well.. but ran pretty craptastic.
But it was nice see one of my favorite Zamp rides again.
ZzZzz, after checking like four different times, the Chance Wheel opened as well.. but only went around twice before our ride was over. I'd understand short cycles if there was a line.. But the entire fair couldn't have had more than 20 people attending!
(This photo proves that 20 people wasn't an exaggeration :P)
Overview of most of the midway.... Like I said, not really a bad lineup but definitely a poor lineup for something claiming to be a "STATE FAIR" and rather on the small side based on photos of years past.
China Dragon, NAME's Wisdom Orient Express.
I tend to skip kiddie coasters at fairs..... but
I was pretty annoyed... And the operator on it made me laugh.. So I took a spin
(and I guess it's a +1 for me?... Credit!)
In the back we found a Chance Yo-Yo and took it for a spin as well... But its a far cry from the Wave Swinger shown online and therefore somewhat expected....
The pretty sunset in Viera might have been better than the fair itself :P
((never again...))
Yup... Not worth a reride.
Although we did ride the Cliff Hanger, a ride I tend to skip elsewhere.
 Woo, but there was a Re-Mix and it was run pretty fast <3
Uh, Starship?
Yeah... So that's it. We left after less than maybe two hours and felt pretty stupid for picking Space Coast over a trip to the Volusia County Fair also happening at the same time... In fact, the day was so poor we ended up going to Volusia later that week having agreed to just do one or the other!

I don't know... Had we gone to the fair knowing what the lineup was gonna be we would have been less pissy about it.. but when you show yourself as being this massive big fair with lots of big pieces and you show up to find Speed and not much else its kind of a big letdown.
So next time, you might not wanna show a Zipper, Log Flume, Wave Swinger, Spin Mouse, Kamikaze, Tornado, Zyklon, Drop Tower, or Flying Bob's if you aren't gonna have them....

ZzZzz

Friday, July 26, 2013

Remember that time I went to Belmont Park?

[RANT]
So this one time... While in Sunny California... I drove down to San Diego with Jeff to go to SeaWorld and Belmont Park. I was pretty excited to ride Giant Dipper.... But because there was a cloud, yeah, p∩O˥Ɔ ƃuıʞɔnℲ ɹǝɥʇoW ∀ ............. The park just decided to NOT OPEN!

WHAT THE HELL

No notice, no mention on their website or any of the social-media outlets used by the park.. Nothing. Just a closed park with no one to even ask what was going on... They couldn't even bother to keep ONE employee around?
So yeah... That sucked.


[/RANT]

Anyways, maybe some OKC photos soon.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Real Florida? Who knew....

Who knew that right behind the Magic Kingdom you could find this....
 Its kinda nice I guess, to see there are still large open spaces, lakes, swamps.... and not just theme parks.
In an odd way.. It kinda felt nice to just 'get away' from all the 192 and I-Drive crap.. yet I was right next to them both, it didn't feel it.
Its almost kinda sad that this is the real Florida and it seems like most people who visit here never even get to see it.
But I guess I'm not really one to talk.. As it took me almost a year of living here until I started to really explore the area outside of the amusement parks and tourist traps... Hell, I ended up finding this area by accident just on my way to work taking the back roads.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Oh, Larson.....

I'd like to thank you for making the car-crash of a ride, High Roller / Crazy Train. And I'd like to thank Wade Shows for still bringing their awful-themed Roller "Kick Flip" to the Central Florida Fair for at least the past two years.


I guess its... Skateboard themed

It's fun...and stuff.
I'm not sure why.. But both times I've seen this one... It's been missing its 5th car....

Yay!
So again, thank you Larson and Wade for making this the best birthday ever, I hope to ride your awful ride in the years to come. (I really do love this awful ride) The odd oval-shaped loop.. the fun flipping motion the entire ride makes.. as the train goes around the oval loop... And the terrible sounds it makes.. Oh, and I love how friendly this ride is for tall riders like myself, oh wait. But hey, its lapbar-only?

Monday, February 14, 2011

2010 Wood Coaster Poll

ZzZzz, got around to doing/finishing my 2010 Wood Coaster Poll ballot. ( http://www.ushsho.com/bestrollercoasterpoll.htm ) Might as well post it here so people can LOL or bash it... Ahaha, as if people even read this.
Anyways... here's the ballot..
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Abrupt Airtime_____________________________,y,y,1
Floating Airtime___________________________,y,y,2
Lateral Forces_____________________________,y,y,6
Out of Control Feeling/Directional Changes_,y,y,3
Positive G's/Loops_________________________,y,y,4
Sensation of Speed_________________________,y,y,5
COASTER NAME        PARK                LOC <--Please leave this
My Favorite Steel   Anypark Anywhere     **,y,y,5
Boulder Dash        Lake Compounce       CT,y,n,1
El Toro             SFGAd                NJ,y,n,2
Lost Coaster of SM  Indiana Beach        IN,y,n,3
Cornball Express    Indiana Beach        IN,y,n,4
Thundercoaster      Tusenfryd            NO,y,n,5
Troy                Toverland            NL,y,n,6
Kentucky Rumbler    Beech Bend           KY,y,n,7
Ozark Wildcat(SBNO) Celebration City     MO,y,n,8
Dania Bch Hurricane Dania Beach          FL,y,n,9
The Legend          Holiday World        IN,y,n,10
Renegade            Valleyfair!          MN,y,y,11
Cyclone   (SBNO)    Williams Grove       PA,y,n,12
Yankee Cannonball   Canobie Lake Park    NH,y,y,13
Hell Cat            Clementon Lake       NJ,y,n,14
Comet               Great Escape         NY,y,n,15
Ravine Flyer II     Waldameer            PA,y,n,16
Silver Comet        Martin's Fantasy Is. NY,y,n,17
Terminator Salvatio S. F. Magic Mountain CA,y,n,18
Thunderbolt         Kennywood            PA,y,n,19
Avalanche           Timber Falls         WI,y,n,20
Cheetah             Wild Adventures      GA,y,y,21
Thunderhead         Dollywood            TN,y,n,22
Cyclops             Mount Olympus        WI,y,n,23
Hades               Mount Olympus        WI,y,n,24
Zippin' Pippin (S)  Libertyland          TN,y,n,25
Predator            Darien Lake          NY,y,n,26
Wild Mouse          Blackpool            UK,y,n,27
Balder              Liseberg             SE,y,n,28
Roller Coaster      Blackpool            UK,y,n,29
Le Monstre          La Ronde             QU,y,n,30
Cyclone             SF New England       MA,y,n,31
Excalibur           Funtown USA          ME,y,n,32
Wild One            SF America           MD,y,n,33
Thunder Run         Kentucky Kingdom     KY,y,n,34
Starliner (SBNO)    Cypress Gardens      FL,y,n,35
Viper               SFGAm                IL,y,n,36
Hullamvasut         Vidam                HU,y,n,37
Roar                SF America           MD,y,n,38
Racer               Kennywood            PA,y,n,39
The Grizzly         Kings Dominion       VA,y,n,40
Phoenix             Knoebel's            PA,y,n,41
Shivering Timbers   Michigan's Adventure MI,y,n,42
Skyliner            Lakemont             PA,y,n,43
Thunderbolt         SF New England       MA,y,n,44
High Roller         Valleyfair!          MN,y,y,45
Tornado             Stricker's Grove     OH,y,n,46
Hochschaubahn       Prater Park          AT,y,n,47
Rollo Coaster       Idlewild             PA,y,n,48
Dragon Coaster      Playland             NY,y,n,49
Jack Rabbit         Kennywood            PA,y,n,50
Blue Streak         Cedar Point          OH,y,n,51
Big Dipper          Camden Park          WV,y,n,52
Hurler              Kings Dominion       VA,y,n,53
Big Dipper  (SBNO)  Geauga Lake          OH,y,n,54
Jack Rabbit         Seabreeze            NY,y,n,55
Kingdom Coaster     Dutch Wonderland     PA,y,n,56
Comet               Hersheypark          PA,y,n,57
GhostRider          Knott's Berry Farm   CA,y,n,58
Comet               Waldameer            PA,y,n,59
Scooby Doo          Kings Dominion       VA,y,n,60
Zach's Zoomer       Michigan's Adventure MI,y,n,60
Fairly Odd Coaster  Carowinds            NC,y,y,60
Lil' Dipper         Camden Park          WV,y,n,60
Ghoster Coaster     Canada's Wonderland  ON,y,n,60
Fairly Odd Coaster  Kings Island         OH,y,n,60
Tree Topper         Upper Clements Park  NS,y,n,61
Rebel Yell          Kings Dominion       VA,y,n,62
Hurler              Carowinds            NC,y,y,63
Racer               Kings Island         OH,y,n,64
Great White         Wild Wheels Pier     NJ,y,n,65
Triple Hurricane(S) Cypress Gardens      FL,y,n,66
Thunder Road        Carowinds            NC,y,y,67
Tomahawk            Port Aventura        ES,y,n,68
Pegasus             Mount Olympus        WI,y,n,69
Antelope            Gulliver's World     UK,y,n,70
Leap the Dips       Lakemont             PA,y,n,71
Zipper Dipper       Blackpool            UK,y,n,72
Swamp Fox           Family Kingdom       SC,y,n,73
American Eagle      SFGAm                IL,y,n,74
Megafobia           Oakwood              UK,y,n,75
Big Dipper          Blackpool            UK,y,n,76
Wilde Beast         Canada's Wonderland  ON,y,n,77
Wolverine Wildcat   Michigan's Adventure MI,y,n,78
Cannonball          Lake Winnepesaukah   GA,y,n,79
Hoosier Hurricane   Indiana Beach        IN,y,n,80
Thunderhawk         Dorney Park          PA,y,n,81
Teddy Bear          Stricker's Grove     OH,y,n,82
Twister             Knoebel's            PA,y,n,83
Grand National      Blackpool            UK,y,n,84
Colossus            S.F. Magic Mountain  CA,y,n,85
Wildcat             Hersheypark          PA,y,n,86
Grt Am Scrm Mach    SFoG                 GA,y,n,87
Twisted Twins-L (S) Kentucky Kingdom     KY,y,n,88
Twisted Twins-S (S) Kentucky Kingdom     KY,y,n,88
Roller Coaster      Great Yarmouth       UK,y,n,89
M.Can.Mine Buster   Canada's Wonderland  ON,y,n,90
Magnus Colossus     Terra Mitica         ES,y,n,91
Screamin' Eagle     Six Flags St Louis   MO,y,n,92
Rolling Thunder     SFGAd                NJ,y,n,93
Mean Streak         Cedar Point          OH,y,n,94
Lightning Racer - L Hersheypark          PA,y,n,95
Lightning Racer - T Hersheypark          PA,y,n,95
Georgia Cyclone     SFoG                 GA,y,n,96
Coaster-Express     Parque Warner Madrid ES,y,n,97
Stampida            Port Aventura        ES,y,n,98
Zeus                Mount Olympus        WI,y,n,99
The Boss            Six Flags St Louis   MO,y,n,100
Gwazi-Tiger         Busch Gardens-Tampa  FL,y,y,200
Gwazi-Lion          Busch Gardens-Tampa  FL,y,y,200
Cyclone             Astroland            NY,y,n,300
Wildcat             Lake Compounce       CT,y,n,400
Raven               Holiday World        IN,y,n,400
The Beast           Kings Island         OH,y,n,500
Son of Beast (SBNO) Kings Island         OH,y,n,500
 
And yes, I really feel as if the Beast.Raven,Wildcat... are the worst woodies in the world, deal with it.